Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Ray advices Stevie G

In The Sun Ray Parlour advices Steven Gerrard against having a cortisone injection, so he can play for England against Israel.
Ray goes on to say:

“I still have a sore left knee and some of that comes from playing when maybe I shouldn’t have.
“If I were a motor they would describe me as high mileage. But reliable!"


Friday, August 24, 2007

Ray Parlour on Arsecast

This weeks arsecast has Ray Parlour as the subject of The Man in The Bar feature - it's very informative; who ever knew about www.rayparlourwillassasinatewhoeveryoulike.com before?

Saturday, June 02, 2007

No more Hull for Ray

After helping Hull to stay in the Championshhip, Rays relationship with the The Tigers has come to an end. Now we'll have to wait and see if a new club is ready to pick up Ray for next season.... c'mon, you know you wanna!


according to The Sun, Ray could be on his way to newly relegated Southend, if so it'll be Division One next season - at least it's closer to London.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Hull it is

Instead of going south like suggested on this page, Ray as opted for staying in the Northeastern part of England, and has joined struggling Championship side Hull - good luck to Ray, and congrats to Hull for catching Rayzor on a contract running until this summer.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

You need your bins on if you can’t see the goal from here, geezer

Ah bless, Ray Parlour was making fun of Thierry when he arrived at the club. Good ol' Ray - as far as I remember clubs can sign people without contracts can sign after the transfer window has closed, so lets see who snaps up Rayzor.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

And the good ol' one

Ray released - Pompey round the corner

18 months after the last post, we return, to announce that Ray Parlour has been released from his Boro contract. He will now return to London, and regain fitness while training with the Gunners. Should he regain most of his strength, I suspect he will go to the secret Arsenal burial ground, Portsmouth.

Monday, May 09, 2005

Feels like a Ray of Light

As the season comes to an end, next weekend at least, it's time for quick round up here at Parlour Watch. 36 apperances for Boro this season. A couple of yellow cards and a red. No goal for the Rayzor - shame, but they undoubtly come next season. Boro's in pole position to go into Europe again next season, which is good for Boro and Parlour - am I the only one who smells and international comeback.... guess so.